Who shall be crowned the Master ( bater )

Philadelphia is hosting a masturbate-a-ton for National Masturbation Month

This is not a prank, it is however a whole month dedicated to the celebration of stroking.

What a better way to kick start your May month and end it on a climatic note.

Some special interest groups have made a collective goal to help both men and women understand that 'stroking the pickle' and 'flicking the bean' is nothing to be ashamed of.

The folks at ScrewSmart and Pleasure Rush have established a CrowdRise fundraiser to help raise $3,000 during the month of May in order to pay for a climactic event on May 27. Known as the Creamium!, this party will honor those who gave their forearms an extra special workout this month.

Creamium is a live debaucherous game show/dance party that tests participant’s knowledge of all things sexual. 

This event will be open to everyone who wants to celebrate sex with awards for:

• Most creative fantasy….rawrrrr!
• Most unique ways of getting yourself off throughout the month…how many licks does it take
• Most pleasure connections….You’ll shout it from the hills!
• Most money raised…damn you've got some sex-positive and generous friends!

For a $50 donation, you can be recognized as a “Self Screw-er'' , and for $100 you’ll earn the honorary title of “Master Wanker”. But for the top donation of $250, you can forever be dubbed the “Hell’abater”. Unfortunately, as of right now, these groups have only raised $75.

I wonder how much they would have earned in Trinidad, "it is alleged" that many of you are already at 'Master Wanker status"